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pretentiouslimericks:

jackdonnellys:

can you imagine what would happen if arthur weasley discovered google 

The Harry Potter books are set in the early 90’s. I bet that he discovered the Internet around 2000, and was captivated. He probably spent years getting the Ministry to adopt wi-fi, and now he spends his lunch breaks perusing Wikipedia. At home he has a state-of-the-art computer rig with like four massive monitors and he marathons “How It’s Made” on Netflix.

(Source: chrlspratts)

melissaanelli:

dessert-is-served:

kristoffbjorgman:

Top 10 Disney Movies (as voted by my followers)
#1  - Frozen (2013)
#2 - The Little Mermaid (1989)
#3 - Tangled (2010)
#4 - Beauty and the Beast (1991)
#5 - Mulan (1998)
#6 - The Princess and the Frog (2009)
#7 - Wreck-It Ralph (2012)
#8 - The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)
#9 - Lilo and Stitch (2002)
#10 - The Lion King (1994)

This is eye candy and jaw dropping gif art!!!

OMG

  • Reporter:

    "Thank goodness--someone reasonable to talk to."

  • Ivanova:

    "Thank you! . . . He's such a sweet talker."

  • Reporter:

    "SHE threatened to grab me by the collar and throw me out an airlock if I didn't turn over a full manifest of our equipment."

  • Ivanova:

    "Unauthorized shipments are a threat to station security. We had to."

  • Sheridan:

    "Commander! . . . Did you threaten to grab a hold of this man by the collar and throw him out an airlock?"

  • Ivanova:

    "Yes I did."

  • Sheridan:

    "I'm shocked. Shocked and dismayed. I remind you that we are short on supplies here. We can't afford to take perfectly good clothing and throw it out into space! Always. Take. The Jacket. Off. First. I've told you that before. . . . Sorry; she meant to say: 'stripped naked and thrown out an airlock.' I apologize for any confusion this may have caused."

sixyearsofcollegedownthedrain:

airspaniel:

drunkwario:

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

i will gleefully reblog this every time i see it

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